Have you ever walked into a nightclub of hot environmentalists only to find yourself at a complete loss for words? If you need help approaching that hemp-wearing, reusable-bag toting guy or girl in the corner, try some of the best eco-friendly pickup lines. Like the polar ice caps, he or she is sure to melt at a cheerful green come-on.
May I take your photo? It's for the World's Sexiest Vegetarian competition. Can I buy you a drink? In a reusable bottle of course. Save water, shower with me. Do you have a second? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion. Baby, you have the passion of a vegan and the figure of a vegetarian. You are rarer than a panda in the wild...and nearly as graceful. My heart is like an iceberg in your presence...it melts. Did you know my sheets are made of only organic, fair-trade satin? Baby, all those other guys are unsustainable. Listen, I've got a renewable resource. We can go all night." "The average temperature haves climbed 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit since you walked in here." I only date guys who recycle Wanna see the backseat of my Prius? The only thing that can come between us is Ralph Nader. Excuse me while I climate change into something more comfortable... I have data that suggests your hotness has increased 70% over the last 20 years. Hey, let's make compost, not love. Or war. Just checking your emissions. "Is it hot in here or is it the greenhouse effect?" "My carbon footprint? Why it's a size 16. And you know what THAT means, right?" "I'm sure we could both reach the Big O...ozone that is" "I won't tap offshore oil, but I will tap something else". "I'd like to leave my carbon footprint..in your bedroom." You're so cool, you can bring the polar bears back from extinction. "Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them." - Eeyore, from A.A. Milne's "Winnie the Pooh"
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Green Pickup Lines - The Best Environmentally-Friendly Ice-Breakers NEWPORT
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